1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:08,111 --> 00:01:09,112 Damn it. 4 00:01:15,858 --> 00:01:17,251 Whoa! 5 00:01:23,431 --> 00:01:26,086 What the goddamn? 6 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,091 Oh, shit. 7 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,489 Anybody in there? 8 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:43,277 You a crashed astronaut or somethin'? 9 00:01:49,283 --> 00:01:53,287 Whoever you are, you blew up my truck! 10 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,810 You gonna get me another truck, 11 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,855 and I'm gonna run your ass over with it. 12 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:07,083 I didn't mean that. 13 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,263 We're good. 14 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:05,854 Dude. 15 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:07,682 Want to give me a hand? 16 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,423 Jonas, how long do you think 17 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:11,599 I can keep doing this job by myself? 18 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:12,730 Dude, I'm taking my break. 19 00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:13,949 Oh. 20 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,516 I was mowing. 21 00:04:15,516 --> 00:04:16,778 Oh, yeah, mowing what? 22 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,432 The lawn. 23 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:19,476 With what? 24 00:04:21,522 --> 00:04:23,219 Where's my lawn mower? 25 00:04:23,219 --> 00:04:24,916 Relax. It's right over there. 26 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:27,832 Oh! 27 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,617 God damn it. 28 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,880 Thought I finally got it working this time. 29 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,494 Ooh, ooh, ooh, you know, I probably 30 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:38,713 just need to change something here. 31 00:04:38,713 --> 00:04:41,193 Break's over. 32 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:44,327 Oh, man, thought I had it this time. 33 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,778 You know, if you spent half as much time on real work 34 00:05:00,778 --> 00:05:03,477 as you do with your things, 35 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:04,782 you might actually make some good money. 36 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,088 Just saying. 37 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,351 Lars, you've got a business degree 38 00:05:08,351 --> 00:05:10,092 and you're planting shrubs all day. 39 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:12,355 Well, I mean, shrubs don't crash on my couch 40 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,835 for months on end, 41 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:15,750 shrubs don't beg me for a job after college, 42 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,274 and shrubs definitely don't drink all my beer. 43 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:19,580 I like shrubs. 44 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,624 Well, shrubs don't drive you home 45 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:21,799 after a long night at the bar, 46 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:22,887 they don't help you get over 47 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:24,367 your latest and greatest breakup, 48 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:25,629 and they don't fix your truck for you 49 00:05:25,629 --> 00:05:26,848 when it's not working. 50 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,328 All right, fine, you got me there. 51 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:31,548 All right, cool. Fertilizer time! 52 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:21,642 So I know that was my shovel, 53 00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,818 but, eh, what is it now? 54 00:06:23,818 --> 00:06:25,210 - Dude, this? - Yeah. 55 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:26,560 This is my shov-brella. 56 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,522 Check it out. Huh? 57 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,698 Oh! 58 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:37,397 Stay the hell away from my leaf blower. 59 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,446 Hey, so, uh, five o'clock. 60 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,317 Happy hour at the old Watering Hole? 61 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:47,145 No, dude, I just want to have a few beers 62 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:48,625 and pass out on my couch. 63 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:49,931 But it's Friday night. 64 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:51,541 We always go out on Friday night. 65 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:52,934 Yeah, well, I want to try something different, 66 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,762 like sleeping. 67 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,764 Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. 68 00:06:56,764 --> 00:06:58,809 You know, you're probably getting too old 69 00:06:58,809 --> 00:07:00,463 for that kind of stuff anyway. 70 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:02,944 Fine. 71 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:06,034 But you're buying and driving. 72 00:07:06,034 --> 00:07:07,775 Deal. 73 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:45,421 Wait till you see my latest catch. 74 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:47,162 Biggest, baddest, meanest 75 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:49,120 river son of a bitch you've ever seen. 76 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,426 Evenin', Sampson. 77 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,993 Don't you "evenin'" me, sonny. 78 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,211 I'm a marine. 79 00:07:53,211 --> 00:07:54,778 This ain't just any evenin'. 80 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:57,564 This is a goddamn celebration. 81 00:07:57,564 --> 00:07:59,087 And what'd you shoot this time? 82 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,349 Shark! 83 00:08:00,349 --> 00:08:02,133 Right there in the river. 84 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,352 It was much tougher than that grizzly 85 00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,397 that I shot up in the Yukon. 86 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:08,966 And he had me in his jaws most of the time. 87 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,447 Uh, yeah, and what river would this be? 88 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:13,667 The L.A. River, you damn civvy! 89 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,451 Put ten slugs in him. 90 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:18,410 Tired him out till he went belly up. 91 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:20,630 Just like the women in my bed. 92 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:23,067 You know, one day, Sampson, you're gonna sober up 93 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,766 and hopefully not be such a scumbag, huh? 94 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,898 Yeah, sad day that'll be. 95 00:08:32,076 --> 00:08:33,730 Ooh, nuts. 96 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:36,428 Dude, I got to be honest. I hate this place. 97 00:08:36,428 --> 00:08:37,952 What? I love it. 98 00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:39,519 I mean, the seats are old as hell. 99 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,521 The beer tastes like it came out of the faucet. 100 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,652 Come on. 101 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:44,132 I don't even want to think 102 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,568 about what these stains are on this table. 103 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:47,135 Dude, they wipe off. 104 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:49,485 And that smell is absolutely disgusting. 105 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,313 Tell me what there is to like about this place. 106 00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:52,880 Besides the obvious. 107 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:53,881 What can I get you boys? 108 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:54,795 How you doing, Candice? 109 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:55,709 Hey, Lars, how are you? 110 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:56,710 Hard day on the job? 111 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,754 Yes, ma'am. That it was. 112 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,495 What about you, Jonas? 113 00:09:01,105 --> 00:09:02,542 Well, I'm doing okay. 114 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,239 You know, hardest day of work ever, uh, 115 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:05,545 with, uh, um, the... 116 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,330 The sun. 117 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,767 And we had the dirt and the shovel and the shrub, 118 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:13,683 and, you know, we got sweaty with the work, and so... 119 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:15,206 Yeah. 120 00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:17,339 Yeah, you're still sweating. 121 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:19,384 Well, you know me. I'm always sweating. 122 00:09:19,384 --> 00:09:22,300 Working! I'm always work-- always working. 123 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:24,302 Huh? So, uh, how are you? 124 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,826 'Cause it looks a little slow tonight here. 125 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:26,957 - You okay? - Yeah. 126 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,177 Everything slow? Everything okay? 127 00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:31,179 Yeah, it's a slow one. 128 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,095 What can I get you guys? 129 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,357 Uh, two IPAs, please. 130 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,098 All right, coming right up. 131 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:39,100 - Oh, man. - Bro. 132 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,537 - That was magic. - Yeah? 133 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:44,192 I could feel the sparks coming off that. 134 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:46,542 I think she's really starting to dig you. 135 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:48,065 Really, you think? 136 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,676 The signs were all there. I mean, think about it. 137 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,155 When you started talking about how much 138 00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:54,158 you sweat and the shrubs you plant... 139 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,552 come on, man, why didn't you propose? 140 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:58,075 Yeah, I'm a gentleman, okay? 141 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,295 Uh, take my time, picking my moment, 142 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,383 getting to know her a bit. 143 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,863 Dude, you do know her. 144 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,604 We come here every Friday night, 145 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,084 and every Friday night, it's the same thing with you. 146 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,912 You sit there, and you stutter, 147 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:12,133 and you get all jittery like a little teenager. 148 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,004 No, don't eat that! 149 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,397 Disgusting. 150 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:16,572 Just ask her out. 151 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:17,965 I'm working on it. 152 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:19,444 Bro, if you don't say something, 153 00:10:19,444 --> 00:10:21,011 she's gonna end up with that drunk Sampson. 154 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:22,578 Ugh. 155 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,671 It ain't that hard, Jonas. 156 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,933 Guess your balls just aren't as big 157 00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,413 as that brain of yours, huh? 158 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:33,110 Lars, have you looked at us lately? 159 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,938 Come on, man, I'm dirty and sweaty 160 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,984 and, oh, let's see, poor too. 161 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,463 I mean, I can't ask her out like this. 162 00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:39,900 I don't even have a dollar to my name. 163 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,684 It ain't respectable. 164 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:44,252 Hard honest work, that's respectable, Jonas. 165 00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:46,254 Why, because it's hard? I mean, come on, man. 166 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,169 There's got to be a better way of making money 167 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,388 than sweating our asses off in rich pricks' lawns all day. 168 00:10:50,388 --> 00:10:53,696 Dude, as much as you may think, money ain't always the answer. 169 00:10:53,696 --> 00:10:55,655 Sure as hell would solve a lot of my problems right now. 170 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,395 I mean, come on, man, I want to do something big. 171 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,745 I want to, you know, do something great, 172 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,311 live the dream! 173 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,922 While you do that, I'm gonna dream 174 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,402 of cheap drinks and cute waitresses. 175 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,666 Here you guys go. 176 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:09,930 Feeling better, Jonas? 177 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,671 Yeah, I always feel good around you. 178 00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:15,675 You can, uh, throw these on Jonas' tab. 179 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,198 All right, will do, hon. 180 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,765 It's gonna be ten total. 181 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,462 Oh, man. 182 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:21,811 Dude, I'm gonna need to borrow ten bucks. 183 00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,639 Are you kidding me? 184 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,234 Hey, sweet cheeks! 185 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:56,454 When we gonna split a bottle and a bed, eh? 186 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,501 I told you, Sampson, I don't date customers. 187 00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:01,633 Oh, honey, after a couple drinks, 188 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,853 you won't care who I am. 189 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:08,815 Sampson, all the drinks in the world couldn't do that. 190 00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,165 Well, it was worth a try. 191 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:20,435 We will report more as we follow this story. 192 00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:21,697 Watch your heads tonight. 193 00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,177 Astronomers at Griffith Observatory 194 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,353 are preparing for a surprise meteor shower. 195 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,007 The meteors, which are expected 196 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,052 to come down in the greater Los Angeles area... 197 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,794 - Here's your change. - Thanks. 198 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,404 ...which brought the planet a near miss 199 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,798 with a meteor the size of a six-story building 200 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:38,105 that by all accounts seems to have burned up on entry 201 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,802 when it disappeared from astronomers'... 202 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,543 Love to get my hand on one of those rocks. 203 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:42,805 Make a bundle. 204 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,067 What do you mean? 205 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:46,287 Meteorites, meteors. 206 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:48,332 You know, pretty cool. 207 00:12:48,332 --> 00:12:50,987 Stuff's been floating around our galaxy for ages 208 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:53,033 just collecting space dust. 209 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,644 Then they just hit our atmo and burn up 210 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,994 like glittery diamonds. 211 00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,430 Yeah. 212 00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:02,346 You know, they hit Earth on a regular basis. 213 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,740 There's all kinds of different rocks: 214 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,960 irony rocks, stone rocks, stony iron rocks. 215 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:09,005 Irony ones are the ones that are worth the most 216 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,094 and easiest to find, I guess. 217 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:14,228 Other ones just look like regular rocks. 218 00:13:14,228 --> 00:13:15,664 - But yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 219 00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:16,796 I mean, the mete-- 220 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,145 the mete--meteoroids 221 00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:22,105 and the, um-- the glistening rocks 222 00:13:22,105 --> 00:13:23,672 and the night highway. 223 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,935 I-I can't get-- I love them. I love them. 224 00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,371 I can't get enough of them. 225 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:29,025 I mean, you certainly seem to like them. 226 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,854 Yeah, my cousin works at the science museum. 227 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:34,378 She says people pay top dollar for space rocks. 228 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,293 Really, that so? 229 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,556 Some guy had one crash into his living room a year ago. 230 00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,298 He was pissed as hell until he sold it. 231 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,170 Bought a brand-new house. 232 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,913 Good to know. 233 00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:51,743 Thanks. 234 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,006 Yeah. 235 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,185 Hey, wake up, wake up, wake up. 236 00:13:58,185 --> 00:13:59,186 Come on, come on, come on. 237 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,665 We got work to do. 238 00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:05,148 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 239 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,715 Come on, come on, come on, here you go. 240 00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,282 I'm not done with it! 241 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:10,197 Right, left. 242 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,633 You got this. You got this. 243 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,592 Look at you. You tiny dancer, you. 244 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:15,898 - Okay. - Leave me here. 245 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,334 I can't leave you. 246 00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:18,901 Tomorrow's gonna be awful. 247 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,424 What! Tomorrow's gonna be awesome. 248 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:22,078 Let's get you some coffee. 249 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,603 All right, buddy. Come on, come on. 250 00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:30,434 Almost, yep. Close. There. Okay, nice, nice. 251 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,178 Meteor shower is impressing thousands 252 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,093 all across Southern California. 253 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,356 Authorities have reported meteor impacts 254 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,097 in the Angeles National Forest 255 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,491 as well as Joshua Tree National Park. 256 00:14:43,491 --> 00:14:45,145 In other news, there are a growing number 257 00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,190 of disappearances in the high desert area 258 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:50,237 which local sheriff's departments attribute... 259 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,948 So let me get this straight. 260 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,953 You want to go digging up space rocks 261 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,999 in the middle of the goddamn night? 262 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,304 Dude, they're worth a fortune! 263 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:16,959 So is a good night's sleep. 264 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,396 Jonas, just promise me this is not gonna turn out 265 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:21,877 like the jackrabbit scheme; remember that? 266 00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,532 It would've worked if somebody hadn't gotten angry. 267 00:15:24,532 --> 00:15:27,187 Besides, man, I told you, rabbits spook easy. 268 00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:30,799 Candice told me these things are worth a ton of money. 269 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:33,758 Oh, Candice told you. Oh, great, yeah. 270 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,673 Tell you what: we're gonna find one of these things, 271 00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,153 we're gonna sell it, 272 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:39,634 and we're gonna split the profit 60-40. 273 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:43,812 Wait, and why would you get 60%? 274 00:15:43,812 --> 00:15:45,814 Because it was my idea. 275 00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,207 Yeah, and it's a half-assed idea, 276 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,904 so you should get half. 277 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,123 Fifty-fifty. 278 00:15:50,123 --> 00:15:52,516 You know what? Fine. Fifty-fifty. 279 00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:54,562 But that's only because I'm your friend. 280 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,956 And, uh, we're using my truck. 281 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,392 I thought this was our truck. 282 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:00,220 I mean, it's got my name on it too. 283 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,397 Oh, no, no, no, that's only 'cause I'm your friend. 284 00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,588 Dude, where the hell are we, anyways? 285 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,242 Here, hand me the map. 286 00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:28,117 Thanks. Nice. 287 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:30,728 - Whoa, got it. Got it. - Jesus. 288 00:16:32,469 --> 00:16:33,557 God damn it. 289 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,732 Sorry. 290 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:35,951 So violent. 291 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,003 No, man. Look. 292 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,482 Dude, what is that? 293 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:46,440 All right, you know what? 294 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,571 If we go... 295 00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:49,617 if we go about 20 more miles-- 296 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:50,748 Jonas, look out! 297 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:51,793 Jesus Christ! 298 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:59,931 Ohhhhh, man. 299 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,977 I told you to keep your eyes on the road. 300 00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:03,718 Whoa. 301 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,072 Oh, man. 302 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,553 Holy goddamn. 303 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,905 Jesus! 304 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,689 Is that an electrical tower? 305 00:17:18,689 --> 00:17:20,604 Sure looks like it. 306 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,302 How the hell did that come down? 307 00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,610 Hey, man, whatever it was, 308 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,743 we're not getting around that mess. 309 00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,701 Come on, let's go. 310 00:17:30,701 --> 00:17:32,181 Jonas. 311 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,663 Jonas, let's go. 312 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,492 Something must have hit it. 313 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,103 Oh, yeah, what, one of your meteorites? 314 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,152 - No. - Yeah. 315 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,806 Oh, yeah. Grab the flashlights. 316 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:51,331 Sure. 317 00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:53,420 Goddamn, I hate you sometimes. 318 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,248 Yeah, well, you can hate me after we're rich. 319 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,901 Dude, what are we even looking for out here? 320 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,599 Dude, I already told you, a space rock! 321 00:17:58,599 --> 00:17:59,817 Oh, a space rock, okay. 322 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,123 And how does a space rock 323 00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,516 look different from a regular rock? 324 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,778 I don't know, probably like 325 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:06,128 it came from space or something. 326 00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,782 This is crazy. I'm crazy. 327 00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:09,479 - I can't believe I'm doing this. - Me neither. 328 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,264 You're not exactly the adventurous type. 329 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:12,656 - Hey, neither are you. - Hey! 330 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:13,788 And this ain't an adventure. 331 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,311 It's a wild goose chase. 332 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,403 I mean, shit, Jonas, there ain't nothing out here 333 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:21,796 but dirt and more dirt. 334 00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,450 Lars, you saw that tower back there. 335 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,060 There's something out here. Keep looking. 336 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,757 Dude, it probably fell from a quake or something. 337 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,194 I mean, come on, man. 338 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,978 I do not want to spend all night out here. 339 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,285 It's cold, dark, and I feel ridiculous. 340 00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:35,114 - Come on. - Ridiculous? Ridiculous? 341 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,724 You know when I feel ridiculous 342 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,204 is when I'm planting shrubs and shit all day. 343 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,422 You don't see me complaining. 344 00:18:39,422 --> 00:18:40,554 I don't see you complaining? 345 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:41,859 That's all you do! 346 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,426 Come on, man, take a chance! 347 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:44,688 I mean, think about it. 348 00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:46,168 We could get rid of the yard work thing. 349 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,430 How bad would that be, huh? 350 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:48,823 I like the yard work thing, Jonas. 351 00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:49,867 Oh, man. 352 00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:50,868 It's simple, honest work 353 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,000 that happens during the day. 354 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,828 And you know what it doesn't do? 355 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,569 It doesn't leave me wandering through the goddamn desert 356 00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:58,485 in the middle of the night looking for space rocks! 357 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,051 You know what? Screw it. 358 00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,140 - Lars. - I'm out of here. 359 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,184 I'm going back to the truck. 360 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,577 Lars, come on, man. 361 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,187 Good luck chasing your miracles. 362 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,928 Lars! 363 00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:08,103 God damn it. 364 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,844 The truck's back that way. 365 00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:13,108 Shit. 366 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,196 Whoa! 367 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,197 Lars! 368 00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,684 Holy crap! 369 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:30,125 This is exactly how I wanted to spend my Friday night. 370 00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,474 Dude, give me a hand. 371 00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,259 It smells like rotten eggs down here. 372 00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,828 Oh. Oh! 373 00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:40,396 What are you looking at? 374 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:43,530 - That's it. That's a space rock. - I'll be damned. 375 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:49,579 God, this thing's got-- thing's got some heft. 376 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:50,972 It's still warm. 377 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,800 - Yeah. - I wonder what it's made out of. 378 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,758 Probably something valuable. 379 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,412 So much for the wild goose chase, huh? 380 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,066 Shut up. 381 00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,633 All right, let's get this thing back to the truck. 382 00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,852 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 383 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,257 Come on, man, let's go! 384 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:23,178 Come on, man, we're almost there! 385 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,658 I wonder if they pay by the ounce. 386 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:25,876 - Here. - Ooh! 387 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:31,230 Hey, you mind if we tell Candice I found the rock? 388 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,231 I don't care. 389 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,233 Go impress your lady friend. 390 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,403 Aw, dang it. 391 00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:42,736 Oh, my God. 392 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,652 Oh, my God. 393 00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,057 Hello. 394 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:02,625 Um, this is, uh, uh, Jonas from-- 395 00:22:02,625 --> 00:22:04,279 the guy from the bar. 396 00:22:04,279 --> 00:22:06,194 Uh, from Friday, you know, every Friday. 397 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:08,370 Right, hey. 398 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:10,590 You know, when I gave you my number, 399 00:22:10,590 --> 00:22:15,682 I didn't expect you to call me at 7:30 on a Saturday morning. 400 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:16,857 Are you drunk? 401 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:18,772 No, no, no, why? 402 00:22:18,772 --> 00:22:21,557 Why--why--why would I be drunk? I mean, I just-- 403 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:24,038 Pfft! No, I just--I-- 404 00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,432 You know, I called to just, you know, uh... 405 00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:28,390 Yeah? 406 00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:30,697 - Remember those space rocks? - What? 407 00:22:30,697 --> 00:22:31,872 We found a meteorite, a space rock. 408 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:33,003 We found it all by ourselves. 409 00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,048 I mean myself. I found it. 410 00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:36,137 Oh, well... 411 00:22:38,182 --> 00:22:40,924 - Good. - Yeah I, uh-- 412 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,361 I, uh--I, uh--I, uh, wanted to know 413 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,797 if maybe we could stop by and, you know, 414 00:22:43,797 --> 00:22:45,451 you could take a look at it and, you know, 415 00:22:45,451 --> 00:22:49,063 just kind of give--give us your expert opinion on it. 416 00:22:50,847 --> 00:22:51,892 Now? 417 00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:53,763 Sure? 418 00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:58,812 Hell, I'm already awake, so... 419 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:00,379 meteors! 420 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:01,728 It's one way to start the day. 421 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,908 - Are you still there? - Yeah, yeah, still here. 422 00:23:07,908 --> 00:23:10,737 Still here, always here for you. 423 00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:16,264 All right, uh, let me give you my address. 424 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,708 Ugh. God. 425 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,456 Well, what crawled up your butt 426 00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,066 and made you so happy this morning? 427 00:23:36,066 --> 00:23:37,807 I just made a phone call. 428 00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:39,113 Oh, about the rock? 429 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:40,462 Yeah, you could say that. 430 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,159 Huh. 431 00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:43,509 Your phone got GPS? 432 00:23:43,509 --> 00:23:45,467 Can I use this? I'm gonna use this. 433 00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:47,469 Yes, go for it. 434 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:48,557 So where are we headed? 435 00:23:48,557 --> 00:23:50,559 Candice's. 436 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,866 No shit. How'd that happen? 437 00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:54,345 Just lucky, I guess. 438 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:55,303 How do I look? 439 00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:57,784 - Good. - Yeah? 440 00:23:57,784 --> 00:24:00,090 Yeah, yeah, you look lively. 441 00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:03,354 - All right. - Sure. 442 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,139 I can do lively. Yeah. 443 00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:22,025 Hey, buddy, you smell that? 444 00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:26,029 Something in the-- something in the air? 445 00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,596 Yeah, actually. 446 00:24:27,596 --> 00:24:28,858 What is that? 447 00:24:31,426 --> 00:24:34,255 That's the smell of change, my friend. 448 00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:38,302 Lars, I wasn't being serious. 449 00:24:38,302 --> 00:24:39,739 You can't actually smell change. 450 00:24:39,739 --> 00:24:42,568 Jesus. 451 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:43,917 Come on, man, you look like a dog 452 00:24:43,917 --> 00:24:45,527 with your head in the wind right now. 453 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,137 - Stay with me here. - Shut up for a second, okay? 454 00:24:48,704 --> 00:24:50,053 Smells like rotten eggs. 455 00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:52,491 Ew, God. 456 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:57,278 - Oh, shit. - What? 457 00:24:57,278 --> 00:24:58,888 I don't want to smell shit. Roll up your window. 458 00:25:15,296 --> 00:25:17,167 What the... 459 00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:21,955 - What the hell is that thing? - I don't know. 460 00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:25,262 Looks like a goddamn mutant pelican. 461 00:25:25,262 --> 00:25:26,481 Pelican? 462 00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:28,831 Like a bird or something. 463 00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,833 Yeah, well, that's one angry goddamn bird. 464 00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,622 Whoaaaaaa. 465 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:37,623 Oh, God damn it. 466 00:25:38,798 --> 00:25:40,321 Jesus Christ! 467 00:25:41,888 --> 00:25:43,498 Oh, my god! Whoa! 468 00:25:51,201 --> 00:25:53,203 Get it off the truck. Get it off! 469 00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:04,127 Get it off. 470 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:05,520 Shake it loose. Come on. 471 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:07,304 - Oh my arm! - Oh, my god, are you okay? 472 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:12,266 Come on, get off. 473 00:26:12,266 --> 00:26:13,615 I don't think it likes us very much. 474 00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,008 Yeah? 475 00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:19,447 Well, let's see how it likes sudden stops. 476 00:26:26,802 --> 00:26:28,195 Oh, my baby. 477 00:26:28,195 --> 00:26:29,805 He tore up my baby. 478 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:34,114 Oh, shit, he's still going. He's still going. 479 00:26:34,114 --> 00:26:35,637 Should I turn around? 480 00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:37,596 No, screw that. 481 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:38,466 Drive. 482 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:53,394 I think we got it, man! 483 00:26:53,394 --> 00:26:55,135 I think we got it! I think we-- 484 00:26:57,398 --> 00:27:00,531 We got it! 485 00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:03,273 - Oh, oh, my baby. My baby. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 486 00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:04,753 What did he do to you? 487 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:10,672 My truck was fine before today, Jonas. 488 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,195 Sorry. 489 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,994 Hold your horses. I'm coming. 490 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:33,739 Val? 491 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:36,132 Mornin', roomie. 492 00:27:40,093 --> 00:27:43,096 Christ, Val, do you have any idea what time it is? 493 00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:45,098 It's Saturday morning. Does it matter? 494 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:46,969 I lost my keys again. 495 00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:49,493 But I had another adventure last night. 496 00:27:49,493 --> 00:27:51,757 Oh, what was his name? 497 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:54,020 Rodriguez. 498 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,718 Val, I work in a bar 499 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,241 and I don't drink as much as you do. 500 00:27:58,241 --> 00:28:00,374 It is not my fault that you don't know 501 00:28:00,374 --> 00:28:02,506 how to relax or get shit-faced for free. 502 00:28:02,506 --> 00:28:04,726 Well, sorry I'm never in the mood to be felt up 503 00:28:04,726 --> 00:28:07,947 by some douche bag just to get some cheap drinks. 504 00:28:07,947 --> 00:28:09,470 Don't knock it until you try it. 505 00:28:10,863 --> 00:28:12,821 Speaking of knocking. 506 00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:14,431 Excuse me, I have a date. 507 00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:16,346 On Saturday morning? 508 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:18,522 God, you're such a prude! 509 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,874 Well, good morning, Cand-ass. 510 00:28:21,874 --> 00:28:23,092 Hi, Vince. 511 00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:25,181 Is Valerie here? 512 00:28:25,181 --> 00:28:27,314 She just got in. 513 00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:37,063 That's your date? 514 00:28:37,063 --> 00:28:38,412 Shut up. 515 00:28:38,412 --> 00:28:40,806 Valerie, my little concubine. 516 00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:42,546 Oh, hi, Vincey. 517 00:28:42,546 --> 00:28:45,462 Now, Valerie, don't start playing hard to get. 518 00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:46,942 Oh, Vince, once a month. 519 00:28:46,942 --> 00:28:49,031 That's as easy as it gets for you. 520 00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:50,729 Well, that's why I'm here, actually. 521 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:53,383 I wanted to renegotiate your lease. 522 00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:56,082 I was thinking, uh, twice a month. 523 00:28:56,082 --> 00:28:58,693 Are you sure you could even last that long? 524 00:28:58,693 --> 00:29:01,783 Vince, can you please go perv up our apartment some other time? 525 00:29:01,783 --> 00:29:03,524 I'm waiting for a friend to arrive. 526 00:29:03,524 --> 00:29:04,568 She's got a date. 527 00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:07,397 On a Saturday morning? 528 00:29:07,397 --> 00:29:09,443 God, you're a prude, ain't ya? 529 00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:11,445 Val, you really got to get this one laid. 530 00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:13,316 That's what I've been saying. 531 00:29:23,196 --> 00:29:26,808 All right, I'm going. 532 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:28,592 But think about my offer, Val. 533 00:29:28,592 --> 00:29:31,857 I'll even throw in free utilities. 534 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:39,908 And if you ever want to make alternate payments, 535 00:29:39,908 --> 00:29:42,737 I'm always open to suggestions. 536 00:29:42,737 --> 00:29:45,305 I suggest you leave. 537 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:58,448 If you want to "renegotiate your lease." 538 00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:01,234 You are unbelievable. 539 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,975 I'm extraordinary. 540 00:30:02,975 --> 00:30:04,541 That's one word for it. 541 00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,630 Ugh, I really need a shower. 542 00:30:06,630 --> 00:30:08,850 I can't believe you're still sleeping with our landlord. 543 00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,853 Well, I can't believe that you're still paying for rent. 544 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,507 Barely. 545 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:17,946 Ah, Christ! 546 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:20,296 - What else do you want? - Hey, how's it going? 547 00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:22,298 Hey, we got attacked by a bird on the way over. 548 00:30:22,298 --> 00:30:24,083 It was a really big one. 549 00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:26,041 I think it was some kind of a mutant-- 550 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:28,696 some kind of a mutant bird, really freaked us out. 551 00:30:28,696 --> 00:30:30,872 All right, look, this thing's kind of heavy, okay? 552 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:32,395 This pansy's afraid of elevators. 553 00:30:32,395 --> 00:30:34,136 You live on the tenth floor. 554 00:30:34,136 --> 00:30:35,572 Can we come in, please? 555 00:30:35,572 --> 00:30:38,271 Yeah. 556 00:30:38,271 --> 00:30:41,448 - Okay, thanks. - Hi. 557 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:57,290 - Don't move. - All right. 558 00:30:57,290 --> 00:30:59,466 You need to stop moving and dancing in your seat. 559 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:00,859 Okay, okay. 560 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:03,209 Now you're just wriggling. Stop it. 561 00:31:05,428 --> 00:31:07,953 You said a bird attacked you? 562 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,693 Yeah, I mean, that's what they look like. 563 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,391 Tell you what, though: they're way less friendlier 564 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:14,002 than they are on the Discover Channel. 565 00:31:14,002 --> 00:31:15,612 We totally badassed it, though. 566 00:31:15,612 --> 00:31:17,266 KO'd that son of a bitch. 567 00:31:17,266 --> 00:31:19,138 Knocked him right on his ass. Boom. 568 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,445 And how did you slay 569 00:31:22,445 --> 00:31:25,666 this mighty beast, O brave knight? 570 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,363 I ain't no knight. 571 00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:29,278 But, you know, at one point, he's right on top of us, 572 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:30,453 and then, bam, I hit the brakes. 573 00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:32,412 Sucker must've flew 50 feet. 574 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:34,631 Saved both our asses. 575 00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,024 What? I did! 576 00:31:36,024 --> 00:31:37,721 I did. Go ahead, ask Lars. 577 00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:39,985 - Please don't. - Sounds dangerous. 578 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:42,770 You getting into the monster slaying business now? 579 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:46,121 I'm kidding. 580 00:31:49,168 --> 00:31:50,909 I'm glad you're okay. 581 00:31:53,259 --> 00:31:55,000 You know, you're cute when you blush. 582 00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:00,396 And last night, we-- I mean Jonas 583 00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:02,572 found this. 584 00:32:02,572 --> 00:32:04,444 What is that? 585 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:07,664 Only the biggest damn payday you've ever seen. 586 00:32:13,105 --> 00:32:14,410 It's warm. 587 00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:15,890 Yeah, it's been sitting 588 00:32:15,890 --> 00:32:18,023 in the back of my truck all morning. 589 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,676 I've never seen anything like it. 590 00:32:19,676 --> 00:32:21,896 Yeah, I don't think anyone has. 591 00:32:21,896 --> 00:32:24,203 Thing fell out of the sky last night. 592 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:26,205 I fished it out of the desert. 593 00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:27,728 Dude, what? 594 00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,382 It's bad enough you have us bring it to her. 595 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:32,124 Now you're gonna tell her where to find more? 596 00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,517 She ain't interested in the money. 597 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:38,608 Besides, she thinks I'm cute, man, come on. 598 00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:40,654 I want 20%. 599 00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:41,960 God damn it. 600 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,657 Jonas, you're about as dumb 601 00:32:43,657 --> 00:32:45,615 as a bowling ball when it comes to women. 602 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,705 What for? 603 00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,055 Call it a finder's fee. 604 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:52,318 Okay. But you didn't find it. 605 00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:53,841 And you wouldn't have if I hadn't 606 00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:56,191 have told Jonas it was worth looking for. 607 00:32:56,191 --> 00:32:59,020 Oh, really? 608 00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:01,283 All right, fine, 20%-- 609 00:33:01,283 --> 00:33:02,328 out of his share. 610 00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,286 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 611 00:33:04,286 --> 00:33:05,766 - Wait, wait, wait. - Oh. 612 00:33:05,766 --> 00:33:06,897 Wait a minute. That ain't fair. 613 00:33:06,897 --> 00:33:08,029 Oh, that ain't fair, really? 614 00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:09,074 What's the count at now, huh? 615 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,510 How much money do you owe me? 616 00:33:12,338 --> 00:33:14,601 - Twenty percent. - Deal. 617 00:33:14,601 --> 00:33:16,429 Let me call my cousin. She works at the museum. 618 00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:20,999 What about that damn bird? 619 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,217 What about it? 620 00:33:22,217 --> 00:33:24,045 It's dead. You killed it. 621 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,047 Exactly! You owe me your life for that. 622 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:29,181 And don't think that's worth any less than what I owe you. 623 00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:32,445 All right, fine. 624 00:33:32,445 --> 00:33:34,577 Ten percent from each of our shares. 625 00:33:34,577 --> 00:33:36,275 Does that work? 626 00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:37,798 Deal. 627 00:33:37,798 --> 00:33:39,234 But I don't want to hear any more about 628 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:42,150 that "lazy son of a bitch Jonas" ever again. 629 00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:43,586 All right, all right, all right. 630 00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:45,545 I admit it. You did good here. 631 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:47,547 And you even managed to call her. 632 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:50,245 Guess you just needed a push in the right direction. 633 00:33:50,245 --> 00:33:51,464 Thank you. 634 00:33:51,464 --> 00:33:53,727 Doesn't make you less lazy. 635 00:33:55,772 --> 00:33:57,557 Just more respectable. 636 00:33:57,557 --> 00:33:59,472 I like respectable. 637 00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:02,301 Guys. 638 00:34:02,301 --> 00:34:03,867 Something's wrong. 639 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:08,481 Oh, my God. 640 00:34:19,405 --> 00:34:21,798 Maybe we shouldn't be so close to these windows. 641 00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:27,456 Dude, dude, dude, dude, I'm getting the feeling 642 00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:28,414 this one's staring at me. 643 00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:29,763 Is that weird? 644 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:46,127 Can, I'm taking your shorts again. 645 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,868 Valerie, shut up for once. 646 00:34:47,868 --> 00:34:49,609 You're taking them again? 647 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,368 We got to distract it. 648 00:35:09,368 --> 00:35:10,543 How? 649 00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,983 Lars. Lars. 650 00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:19,465 Your lighter. 651 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,339 Toss me your lighter. 652 00:35:24,339 --> 00:35:25,210 What are you doing? 653 00:35:31,172 --> 00:35:32,217 Trust me. 654 00:35:33,522 --> 00:35:35,481 Hey, hey there, Big Bird. 655 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,572 Take it easy now. 656 00:35:39,572 --> 00:35:41,182 No need to go all Cookie Monster on us. 657 00:35:45,404 --> 00:35:46,535 Run. 658 00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:49,408 Run! 659 00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:56,632 Got him. 660 00:35:56,632 --> 00:35:58,547 Come on! Let's get out of here! 661 00:36:00,027 --> 00:36:01,333 Did you see that shit? 662 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:02,769 I did that. I did that. 663 00:36:02,769 --> 00:36:04,205 My truck's in the alley. Let's go! 664 00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:07,034 - The elevators! - Oh, God, not the elevator. 665 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:09,515 You know it's not gonna get here 666 00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:11,343 any faster if you keep doing that. 667 00:36:11,343 --> 00:36:12,561 Would you stop that? 668 00:36:12,561 --> 00:36:13,693 We're not taking the stairs. 669 00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:15,738 We're all sticking together. 670 00:36:17,784 --> 00:36:18,959 This elevator sucks. 671 00:36:18,959 --> 00:36:20,700 Blame the landlord. 672 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:23,006 What the hell is all this noise? 673 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:24,878 Who the hell are you? 674 00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:26,749 Who am I? 675 00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:30,231 I'm the building manager. That's who I am, sonny Jim. 676 00:36:30,231 --> 00:36:32,233 Who the hell are you, Huckleberry Finn? 677 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:35,845 We--we were just on our way out, sir. 678 00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:37,195 What's that smell? 679 00:36:38,892 --> 00:36:40,546 You've been smoking in that apartment again. 680 00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:42,635 - Haven't you? - With the-- 681 00:36:42,635 --> 00:36:44,506 I told you before, it's grounds for eviction. 682 00:36:44,506 --> 00:36:45,899 Give me five minutes. 683 00:36:45,899 --> 00:36:47,509 I'll do the paperwork right now. 684 00:36:47,509 --> 00:36:49,163 Turn! Turn! 685 00:36:54,603 --> 00:36:56,170 Go, go, go! 686 00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:57,476 Oh, God. Oh, God. 687 00:37:11,011 --> 00:37:13,013 So--so that guy was... 688 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:14,406 An asshole. 689 00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:15,798 And you are? 690 00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:18,323 - Valerie, my roommate. - Okay, okay. 691 00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:20,586 This is exactly how I wanted to spend my weekend. 692 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,805 - Right. - You're telling me. 693 00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:24,807 You gonna be okay? 694 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,287 Shit. 695 00:37:27,419 --> 00:37:29,551 How am I gonna pay my rent now? 696 00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,120 - What? - Oh. 697 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,299 No! No! 698 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:39,996 Out the back! Out the back! 699 00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:49,049 - There it is! - Oh, I missed it. 700 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:53,880 Oh, my truck! 701 00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,838 - Our truck! - We'll take my car. 702 00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,013 Come on! Let's go! 703 00:37:57,013 --> 00:37:58,972 - Bitch. - Come on, dude. 704 00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:00,930 - Come on! - Bastard! 705 00:38:04,369 --> 00:38:06,545 You guys, my car is on the other side of the garage. 706 00:38:06,545 --> 00:38:08,068 I'm gonna kill them. 707 00:38:08,068 --> 00:38:09,504 I'm gonna kill all those freaking birds. 708 00:38:09,504 --> 00:38:11,114 They're not birds. They're lizards. 709 00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:13,247 Val, hurry up! 710 00:38:13,247 --> 00:38:15,162 - Lizards, like toads? - I'm gonna kill them. 711 00:38:15,162 --> 00:38:16,424 I'm gonna kill all those freaking lizards. 712 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,034 Toads aren't lizards. 713 00:38:18,034 --> 00:38:19,340 Didn't you guys ever learn that in school? 714 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,081 Hey, I went to school. 715 00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:22,561 Mostly. 716 00:38:22,561 --> 00:38:24,389 Lizards, like dinosaurs. 717 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,129 I'm gonna kill all these freakin' dinosaurs. 718 00:38:26,129 --> 00:38:27,522 Dinosaurs died out, like, a million years ago. 719 00:38:27,522 --> 00:38:28,828 That's impossible. 720 00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:30,308 I used to love them as a kid. 721 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,526 They looked so pretty in the drawings. 722 00:38:31,526 --> 00:38:33,006 What kind of dinosaurs are these? 723 00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,399 I can't be sure for certain, 724 00:38:34,399 --> 00:38:36,226 but they kind of look like pterodactyls. 725 00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:37,402 Terror-dactyls. 726 00:38:37,402 --> 00:38:39,186 Ptero-dactyl. 727 00:38:39,186 --> 00:38:40,666 Fitting name, at least. 728 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,450 Well, whatever they are, they're everywhere. 729 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:44,583 - We need to get somewhere safe. - Can't we just kill 'em? 730 00:38:44,583 --> 00:38:46,106 What, with rubbing alcohol and matches? 731 00:38:46,106 --> 00:38:48,282 Because that worked so well last time. 732 00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:50,284 Hey, saved your ass, didn't it? 733 00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:55,376 - I killed one. - With your brakes. 734 00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:56,638 I could do it again. 735 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:58,292 Look, guys, can we hide back at the bar? 736 00:38:58,292 --> 00:38:59,728 I mean, a drink's always made me feel better. 737 00:38:59,728 --> 00:39:01,382 - What? - No. 738 00:39:01,382 --> 00:39:03,123 We need to go somewhere where we can defend ourselves, 739 00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:06,431 somewhere that they can't easily get into. 740 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:08,171 You got something in mind? 741 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:11,610 Yeah, but you're not gonna like it. 742 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:19,922 Oh, great, it's Mr. Barbecue again, wonderful. 743 00:39:19,922 --> 00:39:22,272 Wherever it is, I'm gonna like it a lot more than here. 744 00:39:22,272 --> 00:39:23,361 Drive. 745 00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:51,040 Christ, it's a madhouse out here! 746 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,869 Oh, my God, there are monsters all over Hollywood! 747 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,480 It's not much different than usual, then. 748 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,438 If I said that we've got company, 749 00:39:57,438 --> 00:39:59,353 would that be too cliché? 750 00:40:01,442 --> 00:40:03,270 Candice, you're probably a good driver and all, 751 00:40:03,270 --> 00:40:06,708 but now would be a good time to exceed posted speed limits. 752 00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:08,057 Hold on to something! 753 00:40:15,282 --> 00:40:17,240 - The freeway? - Are you insane? 754 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:18,546 It's the fastest way. 755 00:40:18,546 --> 00:40:20,287 Yeah, yeah, fastest way to sudden death. 756 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:22,942 - We have to get downtown. - Why are we taking the freeway? 757 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,334 Why would anyone take the freeway? 758 00:40:24,334 --> 00:40:25,988 Shut up and let me drive! 759 00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:42,527 It's still behind us. 760 00:40:42,527 --> 00:40:44,180 Jesus, just the one? 761 00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:50,535 - Not anymore. - Oh, great, great. 762 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:52,362 We get stuck here and we're dead. 763 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:04,331 I am not dying on my day off! 764 00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:16,691 Whoa, damn! 765 00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:17,779 Oh, my God. 766 00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:22,305 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 767 00:41:24,438 --> 00:41:26,048 Today was supposed to be a spa day. 768 00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,920 - What? - Up here. Up here. 769 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,661 - Take the next exit. - Jonas, shut up. 770 00:41:29,661 --> 00:41:31,532 All right, Candice, you stay on this road. 771 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:33,273 Do I get a say in any of this? 772 00:41:33,273 --> 00:41:34,492 [Candice, Lars, and Jonas] No! 773 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:35,841 But if you want to start praying, 774 00:41:35,841 --> 00:41:37,277 now would be a good time. 775 00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:53,554 - Candice, do you mind? - What are you doing? 776 00:41:53,554 --> 00:41:55,469 No! Oh, yes, do it! Do it! 777 00:42:03,912 --> 00:42:05,523 Oh, no, they're coming back! 778 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,654 Everybody get down! 779 00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:16,882 They think we're one of them. 780 00:42:16,882 --> 00:42:18,100 What? 781 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:19,232 They can't tell that it's dead. 782 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:20,407 They think we're one of them. 783 00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:22,844 Camouflage. 784 00:42:24,977 --> 00:42:27,675 Well, if we're gonna be attacked by monsters, 785 00:42:27,675 --> 00:42:29,982 I'm sure glad they're dumb as shit. 786 00:42:29,982 --> 00:42:33,551 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 787 00:43:12,198 --> 00:43:14,679 This is your idea of safe? 788 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:17,290 Yeah, do people still get mugged during times of crisis? 789 00:43:17,290 --> 00:43:19,335 No. 790 00:43:19,335 --> 00:43:20,728 Wait, wait. Do they? 791 00:43:20,728 --> 00:43:22,512 Come on. 792 00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:23,992 What? 793 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:30,129 - Whose place is this? - I don't know, dude. 794 00:43:30,129 --> 00:43:31,521 Let's just say I've been handed this address 795 00:43:31,521 --> 00:43:33,262 enough to know it by heart, 796 00:43:33,262 --> 00:43:34,916 even if I didn't want to. 797 00:43:34,916 --> 00:43:36,396 This isn't a drug dealer's place, right? 798 00:43:36,396 --> 00:43:38,006 No, worse. 799 00:43:39,529 --> 00:43:41,488 - Your boyfriend's? - I don't have one. 800 00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,011 - And I wouldn't bring-- - What? 801 00:43:43,011 --> 00:43:44,360 Oh! 802 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,145 The sexy little spitfire from the bar 803 00:43:46,145 --> 00:43:48,495 come to see old Sampson, did ya? 804 00:43:48,495 --> 00:43:50,236 Glad to see ya came to your senses. 805 00:43:50,236 --> 00:43:52,499 Oh, and you brought company. 806 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:59,375 Well, haven't played for that team in quite a while. 807 00:43:59,375 --> 00:44:00,768 Oh, well. 808 00:44:00,768 --> 00:44:02,944 More, the merrier, I always say. 809 00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:07,688 What the fuck is that? 810 00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:10,299 So... 811 00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:12,475 you slew a dragon. 812 00:44:12,475 --> 00:44:14,086 It's not a dragon. 813 00:44:14,086 --> 00:44:15,783 It's a pterodactyl. 814 00:44:15,783 --> 00:44:17,263 Ptero-what? 815 00:44:17,263 --> 00:44:19,395 Is that scientific for dragon? 816 00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:22,137 No. 817 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,185 The great hunter. 818 00:44:26,185 --> 00:44:28,666 Yeah. Surprised? 819 00:44:29,623 --> 00:44:31,277 Are you sure it's dead? 820 00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:32,844 Oh, it's dead, all right. 821 00:44:32,844 --> 00:44:35,107 That's the second one I've killed today. 822 00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:39,938 It is now. 823 00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:45,073 What are ancient flying reptiles 824 00:44:45,073 --> 00:44:47,902 doing in Los Angeles of all places? 825 00:44:51,514 --> 00:44:55,344 I used to do this guy who did promotions for movies. 826 00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:57,738 Maybe it's something like that. Yeah? 827 00:44:57,738 --> 00:45:03,918 They've been dead for over 65 million years! 828 00:45:03,918 --> 00:45:05,746 And how do you know all this? 829 00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:06,965 I read. 830 00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:08,793 You know, books. 831 00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:10,795 She's kind of a nerd. 832 00:45:10,795 --> 00:45:13,101 Nerds. 833 00:45:13,101 --> 00:45:17,018 I used to shove nerds into lockers in high school, 834 00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:20,848 trunks in cars, toilets, walls, concrete floors. 835 00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:22,676 You name it. 836 00:45:22,676 --> 00:45:24,156 How am I a nerd? 837 00:45:24,156 --> 00:45:26,419 Come on, you take over the DVR 838 00:45:26,419 --> 00:45:28,464 with your Discovery Channel crap. 839 00:45:28,464 --> 00:45:30,031 I-I kind of like nerds. 840 00:45:30,031 --> 00:45:31,859 And you boil leaves in your coffee. 841 00:45:31,859 --> 00:45:34,470 - It's really weird. - It's called a French press. 842 00:45:34,470 --> 00:45:36,342 Val, I taught you how to use it last week. 843 00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:39,258 - It's still weird. - I'm weird? What about you? 844 00:45:39,258 --> 00:45:41,739 You drink vodka first thing every morning. 845 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:42,957 Hey, I drink it with orange juice. 846 00:45:42,957 --> 00:45:46,439 All right, enough! Look. 847 00:45:46,439 --> 00:45:47,832 What I want to know is, 848 00:45:47,832 --> 00:45:49,311 where the hell is the damn military, huh? 849 00:45:49,311 --> 00:45:51,487 - Yeah. - You know, the tanks, the jets. 850 00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:53,359 All that crap our taxes pay for. 851 00:45:53,359 --> 00:45:56,101 That right there, I just might have an answer for ya. 852 00:46:03,978 --> 00:46:05,850 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that looks like military. 853 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:07,677 Where the hell did you dig that up? 854 00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:09,723 Well, let's just say when I left the marines, 855 00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:12,465 I took a few souvenirs. 856 00:46:12,465 --> 00:46:15,947 Yeah, speaking of which, how did you leave the marines? 857 00:46:15,947 --> 00:46:17,818 Well, you know how alcohol explodes 858 00:46:17,818 --> 00:46:20,734 when it's stored next to gasoline? 859 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:23,041 Uh, no. 860 00:46:23,041 --> 00:46:25,565 Well, it does. Quite a lot. 861 00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:28,698 Fortunately I've still got some friends at Vandenberg. 862 00:46:28,698 --> 00:46:30,744 Marines never forget their own. 863 00:46:30,744 --> 00:46:32,180 Yeah, this guy's got a lot of friends. 864 00:46:32,180 --> 00:46:33,878 Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter. 865 00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:35,314 Do you copy? 866 00:46:35,314 --> 00:46:36,706 You sure that thing still works? 867 00:46:38,665 --> 00:46:41,189 I repeat, Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter. 868 00:46:41,189 --> 00:46:42,625 Do you copy? 869 00:46:42,625 --> 00:46:43,888 It's probably not even plugged in. 870 00:46:43,888 --> 00:46:46,064 Oh, please. 871 00:46:46,064 --> 00:46:47,456 Waste of time. 872 00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:49,894 Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter. 873 00:46:49,894 --> 00:46:51,765 Do you copy? 874 00:46:51,765 --> 00:46:53,549 Anyone who can get this, we are under attack. 875 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:54,855 I repeat, we are under attack. 876 00:46:54,855 --> 00:46:56,509 Monsters coming from the sky. 877 00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:58,641 Too many to count. We're getting slaughtered! 878 00:46:58,641 --> 00:47:00,426 Wait. What's that? 879 00:47:01,644 --> 00:47:03,168 It's enormous! 880 00:47:03,168 --> 00:47:05,561 Send everything you've got! Send-- 881 00:47:05,561 --> 00:47:06,606 Shit. 882 00:47:11,959 --> 00:47:14,005 This is worse than I thought. 883 00:47:18,923 --> 00:47:21,316 Now I'm sober. 884 00:47:21,316 --> 00:47:23,449 No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 885 00:47:23,449 --> 00:47:25,581 Wait, wait, wait, wait, these things, these things, 886 00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:26,887 they were extinct before, right? 887 00:47:26,887 --> 00:47:27,975 - Yeah. - Okay. 888 00:47:27,975 --> 00:47:29,672 Okay, so all we need to do 889 00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:31,152 is just, you know-- we'll figure out 890 00:47:31,152 --> 00:47:33,024 what killed them all off last time, 891 00:47:33,024 --> 00:47:34,852 and, you know, we'll do that again. 892 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,331 - Dude. - Yeah. 893 00:47:36,331 --> 00:47:38,812 Jonas, they were killed 894 00:47:38,812 --> 00:47:43,164 by a giant meteor 65 million years ago. 895 00:47:43,164 --> 00:47:44,905 Am I the only person that knows this? 896 00:47:44,905 --> 00:47:46,776 - What I don't get is... - I'm in science class. 897 00:47:46,776 --> 00:47:49,605 These pterodactyls, right, they just happen to show up now? 898 00:47:49,605 --> 00:47:52,521 Maybe they've been waiting all this time, 899 00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:54,219 just now hatching from their eggs. 900 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:55,785 I-I don't know. 901 00:47:55,785 --> 00:47:57,831 Yeah, well, how are there so many eggs? 902 00:47:57,831 --> 00:48:00,268 I mean, is there some giant dactyl just laying these things, 903 00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:02,140 like, on a big conveyor belt, you know? 904 00:48:02,140 --> 00:48:06,013 But here's the other question. How are they making eggs? 905 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:08,581 Good question! Nobody's yelling at him. 906 00:48:08,581 --> 00:48:11,584 Maybe you're just all wrong. 907 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:15,936 Maybe your ancient massive meteor 908 00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:18,330 didn't kill 'em after all. 909 00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:20,027 Maybe it just flung 'em 910 00:48:20,027 --> 00:48:23,901 out into the cold, dark infinite of space. 911 00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:26,729 And that's where they stayed. 912 00:48:26,729 --> 00:48:30,385 Circling around in the void, biding their time. 913 00:48:30,385 --> 00:48:33,606 Getting more and more pissed off. 914 00:48:35,303 --> 00:48:38,350 And now they've returned with a vengeance. 915 00:48:40,569 --> 00:48:44,573 Maybe they just want their home back. 916 00:48:44,573 --> 00:48:47,576 Our home. 917 00:48:47,576 --> 00:48:50,753 Maybe what they really want is our freedom. 918 00:48:53,147 --> 00:48:57,021 Maybe they're just itching for a fight! 919 00:49:02,765 --> 00:49:05,029 Yeah. 920 00:49:05,029 --> 00:49:08,728 Okay, okay, so, uh, assuming nobody here 921 00:49:08,728 --> 00:49:12,775 in this room has a giant meteorite somewhere, 922 00:49:12,775 --> 00:49:16,257 um, what's plan B? 923 00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:20,435 Bullets. 924 00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:30,402 - Wow. - Yes! 925 00:49:30,402 --> 00:49:32,012 Dude, it looks like Rambo in there. 926 00:49:32,012 --> 00:49:33,361 Guns. 927 00:49:33,361 --> 00:49:36,060 Freedom you can hold in your hand. 928 00:49:36,060 --> 00:49:38,366 Is that a bomb? 929 00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:39,454 Oh, yeah. 930 00:49:39,454 --> 00:49:41,500 Forgot I even had that thing. 931 00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:44,285 Parting gift from an old girlfriend. 932 00:49:44,285 --> 00:49:46,505 Navy SEAL, sweet lass. 933 00:49:46,505 --> 00:49:48,898 Sweet ass too. 934 00:49:48,898 --> 00:49:50,770 Isn't that dangerous? 935 00:49:50,770 --> 00:49:52,032 Oh, yeah. 936 00:49:52,032 --> 00:49:53,338 Never sleep with a woman 937 00:49:53,338 --> 00:49:55,035 who has a shiv in her bra. 938 00:49:55,035 --> 00:49:57,864 - Uh-uh. - Hey. 939 00:49:57,864 --> 00:49:59,300 Those'll cost you, sweet cheeks. 940 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:02,303 What was all that BS about freedom just now? 941 00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:05,002 Well, freedom's free. The guns ain't. 942 00:50:06,829 --> 00:50:09,528 Does it look like we grabbed cash this morning? 943 00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:11,225 How are we supposed to pay you? 944 00:50:19,755 --> 00:50:21,670 - Oh, uh-uh, no way. - Dude, dude. 945 00:50:21,670 --> 00:50:22,628 We divided this up enough. 946 00:50:22,628 --> 00:50:25,022 Dude, Lars, 947 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,327 we need weapons. 948 00:50:26,327 --> 00:50:29,330 Yeah, and I need a new truck. 949 00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:30,462 Just don't... 950 00:50:30,462 --> 00:50:31,811 Truck, weapons. 951 00:50:31,811 --> 00:50:33,421 All right, fine. 952 00:50:36,859 --> 00:50:39,123 What do you want? 953 00:50:39,123 --> 00:50:40,907 I want the dragon. 954 00:50:40,907 --> 00:50:41,821 The pterodactyl? 955 00:50:41,821 --> 00:50:42,822 Yeah. 956 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:44,171 You didn't kill it. 957 00:50:44,171 --> 00:50:46,739 So? And Columbus didn't discover America. 958 00:50:46,739 --> 00:50:49,089 - Pfft! - Dude, come on. 959 00:50:49,089 --> 00:50:51,613 Do we have a deal? 960 00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:53,224 - Seriously? - Who cares? 961 00:50:53,224 --> 00:50:54,921 Jonas, yeah. 962 00:50:59,447 --> 00:51:02,059 Now, who's gonna help me move this thing? 963 00:51:15,594 --> 00:51:17,335 You ever fire one of these? 964 00:51:17,335 --> 00:51:19,337 Only when I was a kid. 965 00:51:19,337 --> 00:51:20,729 You? 966 00:51:20,729 --> 00:51:23,123 No, Mom didn't believe in guns. 967 00:51:23,123 --> 00:51:25,343 Said I could build my own, though. 968 00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:27,910 - Did you? - Yeah. 969 00:51:27,910 --> 00:51:30,783 Turns out dried cow shit makes great gunpowder. 970 00:51:30,783 --> 00:51:33,002 Nice. 971 00:51:33,002 --> 00:51:36,745 Uh, that just might be a little bit too dangerous for a-- 972 00:51:36,745 --> 00:51:38,182 What? A woman? 973 00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:44,188 Whoa. 974 00:51:45,972 --> 00:51:48,061 What other surprises you hiding? 975 00:51:48,061 --> 00:51:49,671 I wasn't always a bartender. 976 00:51:49,671 --> 00:51:51,630 Do tell. 977 00:51:51,630 --> 00:51:55,721 Maybe later when there aren't man-eating reptile everywhere! 978 00:51:55,721 --> 00:51:59,290 Yeah? Yeah. 979 00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:01,292 I think I need to teach you how to hold a gun. 980 00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:04,773 Or shoot one. 981 00:52:07,515 --> 00:52:10,518 - Oh, the hell no. - Hey! 982 00:52:10,518 --> 00:52:12,520 Val, in this case, I think it might be 983 00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:14,827 too dangerous for a woman to have a gun. 984 00:52:14,827 --> 00:52:16,437 Fine. 985 00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:18,918 Then I'll just go find my own weapon, 986 00:52:18,918 --> 00:52:22,051 like a sword 987 00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:23,575 or some scissors. 988 00:52:35,369 --> 00:52:36,240 Got it. 989 00:52:48,948 --> 00:52:52,212 All right, so this is the tricky part. 990 00:52:52,212 --> 00:52:56,608 Once this mainspring is in, sits right there, 991 00:52:56,608 --> 00:52:59,437 then this can slide the rest of the way. 992 00:52:59,437 --> 00:53:01,439 See here? 993 00:53:01,439 --> 00:53:04,442 You're really good with your hands. 994 00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:06,270 I'm sorry. Sorry. Um... 995 00:53:14,539 --> 00:53:17,411 Scary day, right? 996 00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:19,152 Nah. 997 00:53:19,152 --> 00:53:20,240 They're just big animals. 998 00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:22,111 You know, just teeth and claws. 999 00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:24,244 Nothing really to be afraid of. 1000 00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:27,291 They've killed thousands of people. 1001 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:28,466 Right, exactly. 1002 00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:31,556 So we need to even the score. 1003 00:53:34,689 --> 00:53:37,431 Nothing fazes you, does it? 1004 00:53:37,431 --> 00:53:39,520 Nope, nothing--nothing at all. 1005 00:53:41,827 --> 00:53:43,350 Really. 1006 00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:44,482 All right. 1007 00:53:45,961 --> 00:53:47,485 Try sliding that in. 1008 00:53:49,574 --> 00:53:50,488 Okay. 1009 00:53:56,798 --> 00:53:57,799 Like this? 1010 00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:02,804 Oh, dang it. Sorry. Sorry. 1011 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:04,719 Brave monster slayer, huh? 1012 00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:08,114 Yeah, well, monsters are easy. 1013 00:54:08,114 --> 00:54:12,292 And women are complicated? 1014 00:54:12,292 --> 00:54:16,296 Look, I just--I suck at sweeping women off their feet. 1015 00:54:16,296 --> 00:54:18,951 We don't want to be swept off of our feet. 1016 00:54:18,951 --> 00:54:21,693 We want someone who can keep us on our feet. 1017 00:54:21,693 --> 00:54:25,044 Yeah, well, not every woman is like you. 1018 00:54:27,742 --> 00:54:30,005 Sounds like it's getting personal. 1019 00:54:31,442 --> 00:54:33,270 You know, I keep getting told 1020 00:54:33,270 --> 00:54:37,491 that I just don't get personal enough. 1021 00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:40,102 Damn it. 1022 00:54:40,102 --> 00:54:41,147 Here. 1023 00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:47,806 You know, when I was a little girl, 1024 00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:51,157 I kept being afraid of monsters in my closet. 1025 00:54:51,157 --> 00:54:53,159 Couldn't get out of bed, 1026 00:54:53,159 --> 00:54:55,292 go to the bathroom, nothing. 1027 00:54:56,641 --> 00:54:58,120 You go running into your parents' room? 1028 00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:00,688 Nah, my dad wasn't the kind to say, 1029 00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:03,778 "Don't be scared. They ain't real." 1030 00:55:03,778 --> 00:55:07,391 Instead, he'd tell me to toughen up. 1031 00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:09,175 Show 'em how to be scared. 1032 00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:11,569 That work? 1033 00:55:13,266 --> 00:55:14,615 Eventually. 1034 00:55:14,615 --> 00:55:17,923 One day, I just had enough, you know? 1035 00:55:17,923 --> 00:55:19,838 I just marched right up to that closet, 1036 00:55:19,838 --> 00:55:24,625 opened the door, and saw there was nothing there. 1037 00:55:24,625 --> 00:55:27,280 I was afraid of nothing. 1038 00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:31,240 I just needed to face it and figure it out. 1039 00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:34,592 Your dad sounds pretty smart. 1040 00:55:34,592 --> 00:55:35,767 Yeah. 1041 00:55:38,073 --> 00:55:40,075 He also gave me a nine-millimeter 1042 00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:42,991 for my tenth birthday. 1043 00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:45,298 So that definitely helped too. 1044 00:55:46,386 --> 00:55:48,606 Dad was big on self-reliance. 1045 00:55:52,958 --> 00:55:54,351 Could I try again? 1046 00:56:07,189 --> 00:56:08,843 Ain't so scary now. 1047 00:56:12,847 --> 00:56:14,109 That was good. 1048 00:56:15,937 --> 00:56:16,808 You got it. 1049 00:56:24,337 --> 00:56:26,208 Is anyone there? 1050 00:56:26,208 --> 00:56:29,255 No, nada, zip, zilch, nothing! 1051 00:56:30,691 --> 00:56:33,477 It's like end of the world around here. 1052 00:56:35,653 --> 00:56:37,176 You could say that again. 1053 00:56:37,176 --> 00:56:39,134 Almost out of scotch. 1054 00:56:42,703 --> 00:56:45,402 So about the guns... 1055 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:48,274 Hey, fair trade for fair trade. 1056 00:56:48,274 --> 00:56:50,363 I'm not the government. I'm not a charity. 1057 00:56:50,363 --> 00:56:52,104 I'm military. 1058 00:57:34,494 --> 00:57:38,063 You know, it's times like these 1059 00:57:38,063 --> 00:57:42,023 that really make a girl think about what she wants. 1060 00:57:42,023 --> 00:57:43,982 Yeah, mm-hmm. 1061 00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:50,989 And you know what I want 1062 00:57:50,989 --> 00:57:56,560 more than a big strong man to protect me? 1063 00:57:59,867 --> 00:58:04,176 You must have so many guns 1064 00:58:04,176 --> 00:58:09,094 just begging to be used. 1065 00:58:09,094 --> 00:58:15,709 So you think you could loan me just one? 1066 00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:21,236 Yeah, I'm certain we can come up with something. 1067 00:58:21,236 --> 00:58:23,717 So what'll I get, a rifle 1068 00:58:23,717 --> 00:58:25,763 or a pistol 1069 00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:30,245 or a bazooka? 1070 00:58:32,073 --> 00:58:33,118 What's wrong? 1071 00:58:36,991 --> 00:58:38,427 Oh, shit. 1072 00:58:42,301 --> 00:58:43,389 Oh, no, no! 1073 00:58:54,008 --> 00:58:56,576 You reptilian asshole. 1074 00:58:56,576 --> 00:59:00,232 I was about to get laid. It's been years. 1075 00:59:00,232 --> 00:59:03,322 It's been years, you son of a bitch! 1076 00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:05,672 Hey, hey, hey, hey! 1077 00:59:05,672 --> 00:59:06,543 Out of the way! 1078 00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:28,042 Shit. 1079 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,790 Maybe Sampson got away. 1080 00:59:36,790 --> 00:59:39,924 You know, he could've survived. 1081 00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,231 Here's his flask. 1082 00:59:44,842 --> 00:59:47,845 Oh, shit. 1083 01:00:17,352 --> 01:00:19,354 How did it find us? 1084 01:00:19,354 --> 01:00:20,791 I mean, they're just animals. 1085 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:22,009 How the hell can something like that 1086 01:00:22,009 --> 01:00:23,532 track us across a whole damn city? 1087 01:00:23,532 --> 01:00:25,012 I don't know. 1088 01:00:30,235 --> 01:00:33,020 Wait a minute. I think I do know. 1089 01:00:33,020 --> 01:00:35,240 It's this thing. 1090 01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:36,415 What do you mean? 1091 01:00:36,415 --> 01:00:37,677 Dude, think about it. 1092 01:00:37,677 --> 01:00:39,287 The minute we picked up this rock, 1093 01:00:39,287 --> 01:00:41,115 those things have been on us like fleas on a dog. 1094 01:00:41,115 --> 01:00:42,900 They want the rock back. 1095 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:44,466 But that's our cash crop. 1096 01:00:44,466 --> 01:00:46,077 We can't just throw it away, man. 1097 01:00:46,077 --> 01:00:47,774 I mean what about the business? What about your truck? 1098 01:00:47,774 --> 01:00:49,689 It doesn't matter if we're already dead. 1099 01:00:49,689 --> 01:00:51,517 Lars, keep your voice down. 1100 01:00:51,517 --> 01:00:52,779 No, I will not. 1101 01:00:52,779 --> 01:00:54,433 Just think about it for a second. 1102 01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:56,522 This whole damn thing wouldn't have happened 1103 01:00:56,522 --> 01:01:00,134 if Romeo here hadn't talked us into going along 1104 01:01:00,134 --> 01:01:02,397 on this prehistoric joyride through hell. 1105 01:01:03,355 --> 01:01:04,922 Christ, Jonas, I mean, 1106 01:01:04,922 --> 01:01:06,445 people are getting killed over this thing. 1107 01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:07,968 So it's all my fault now. 1108 01:01:07,968 --> 01:01:09,709 Yes, it goddamn is. 1109 01:01:09,709 --> 01:01:12,103 The same as it's been, what, the last dozen times 1110 01:01:12,103 --> 01:01:13,844 I've gone along with one of your schemes? 1111 01:01:13,844 --> 01:01:15,454 - Hey! - Guys... 1112 01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:17,195 Just because you don't want to dream, man, 1113 01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:18,936 don't try to bring me down because I've got one. 1114 01:01:18,936 --> 01:01:21,547 Your dream is my nightmare, okay? 1115 01:01:21,547 --> 01:01:23,201 And this one's gonna end up with us 1116 01:01:23,201 --> 01:01:25,551 up to our necks in prehistoric pigeons! 1117 01:01:26,508 --> 01:01:27,814 Guys! 1118 01:01:27,814 --> 01:01:29,381 Can you work this out some other time? 1119 01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:39,434 Looks like the bullet theory works. 1120 01:01:39,434 --> 01:01:40,871 Oh, Jesus. 1121 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,307 How about you guys stow your drama, 1122 01:01:42,307 --> 01:01:43,874 drop your dicks, pick up your guns, 1123 01:01:43,874 --> 01:01:46,006 and kill some reptile? 1124 01:01:53,100 --> 01:01:56,669 Move, move, move, move, move. 1125 01:01:59,454 --> 01:02:01,282 Well, this is a fine mess. 1126 01:02:04,808 --> 01:02:07,811 This is not my fault. 1127 01:02:13,251 --> 01:02:14,252 Yeah? 1128 01:02:14,252 --> 01:02:15,644 Well, this is the kind of thing 1129 01:02:15,644 --> 01:02:17,385 your schemes always get us into. 1130 01:02:17,385 --> 01:02:19,170 My schemes? My schemes? 1131 01:02:22,129 --> 01:02:25,872 When have my schemes ever gotten us into anything like this? 1132 01:02:25,872 --> 01:02:27,700 Guys, will you shut up and shoot something? 1133 01:02:32,009 --> 01:02:33,314 This is crazy! 1134 01:02:33,314 --> 01:02:34,751 They're like a goddamn army! 1135 01:02:48,547 --> 01:02:50,941 Why are you laughing? 1136 01:02:50,941 --> 01:02:53,030 Dude, I just took out, like, four of them. 1137 01:02:54,945 --> 01:02:56,120 Well, keep it up! 1138 01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,537 All right! 1139 01:03:22,537 --> 01:03:24,191 We got them on the run! 1140 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:35,246 Oh, shit. 1141 01:03:41,295 --> 01:03:42,601 Nice shot. 1142 01:03:42,601 --> 01:03:44,603 Goddamn, I'm happy to see you. 1143 01:03:44,603 --> 01:03:47,432 Don't be too happy. I'm all out of bullets. 1144 01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:48,912 Well, shit, let's stock up, then. 1145 01:03:48,912 --> 01:03:50,827 And get the hell out of dodge. 1146 01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:52,567 There's got to be somewhere where these things ain't. 1147 01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:57,094 I locked one in the armory. 1148 01:03:57,094 --> 01:03:59,270 Just one? 1149 01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:00,662 That ain't so bad. 1150 01:04:04,449 --> 01:04:06,190 God damn it. 1151 01:04:19,943 --> 01:04:20,857 You okay? 1152 01:04:22,336 --> 01:04:24,425 What a goddamn horrible day. 1153 01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:27,907 Jesus. 1154 01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:32,042 What? 1155 01:04:32,042 --> 01:04:32,999 Barbecue. 1156 01:04:36,742 --> 01:04:38,570 God, how hard is it to kill this asshole? 1157 01:04:46,447 --> 01:04:47,753 Hey, you oversized iguana! 1158 01:04:52,062 --> 01:04:54,151 Goddamn, that's hard to throw. 1159 01:04:58,938 --> 01:04:59,983 Oh, crap. 1160 01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:01,332 Lars! 1161 01:05:02,724 --> 01:05:04,857 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1162 01:05:04,857 --> 01:05:05,771 - Lars, no! - Lars! 1163 01:05:05,771 --> 01:05:07,033 Help! 1164 01:05:07,033 --> 01:05:08,687 Put me down! Put me down! Jonas! 1165 01:05:08,687 --> 01:05:12,082 - God, I'm gonna kill you! - Oh, no, no, no, no! 1166 01:05:12,082 --> 01:05:13,213 What do you mean no? 1167 01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:14,388 Let's go after him! 1168 01:05:14,388 --> 01:05:16,434 Come on! 1169 01:05:16,434 --> 01:05:19,785 Whoa! Put me down! 1170 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,136 Come on! 1171 01:05:23,136 --> 01:05:24,050 Where is he? 1172 01:05:28,707 --> 01:05:29,969 God damn it! 1173 01:05:29,969 --> 01:05:31,275 There! Come on! 1174 01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:32,972 God damn it, Jonas! 1175 01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:36,410 Come on! 1176 01:05:36,410 --> 01:05:38,456 - Lars! - Jonas! 1177 01:05:38,456 --> 01:05:39,979 Put me down. 1178 01:05:39,979 --> 01:05:41,502 No, on second thought, don't put me down. 1179 01:05:43,113 --> 01:05:46,159 You stupid lizard, bird, reptile. 1180 01:05:48,161 --> 01:05:50,729 Oh, Jesus, look at this. 1181 01:05:50,729 --> 01:05:52,731 It's a slaughterhouse. 1182 01:05:52,731 --> 01:05:55,777 I mean, where's the police, the national guard, anyone? 1183 01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:57,692 Anyone who's smart's hiding right now. 1184 01:05:57,692 --> 01:05:59,738 Yeah, what does that make us? 1185 01:05:59,738 --> 01:06:02,306 Jonas! God damn it. 1186 01:06:02,306 --> 01:06:05,352 - Come on, this way, come on. - God damn it! 1187 01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:17,582 I'll be there this Sunday, 1188 01:06:17,582 --> 01:06:19,279 'cause I'm kill Jonas, and it's gonna be his funeral. 1189 01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:20,802 Jonas! 1190 01:06:20,802 --> 01:06:21,716 Through here. Through here. 1191 01:06:21,716 --> 01:06:22,761 Come on, come on! 1192 01:06:24,806 --> 01:06:26,939 Whoa! 1193 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,729 Get down. Get down. Get down. 1194 01:06:45,131 --> 01:06:46,872 Shh, shh. 1195 01:06:46,872 --> 01:06:48,700 It's coming. It's coming. 1196 01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:53,792 It's coming. 1197 01:06:55,968 --> 01:06:57,622 What's that sound? 1198 01:07:04,324 --> 01:07:05,804 A swarm! 1199 01:07:22,473 --> 01:07:23,343 Sorry. 1200 01:07:27,304 --> 01:07:28,870 God damn it! 1201 01:07:28,870 --> 01:07:29,915 Lars. 1202 01:07:29,915 --> 01:07:31,482 Come on. 1203 01:07:31,482 --> 01:07:34,528 God, this is worse than flying into LAX. 1204 01:07:34,528 --> 01:07:36,835 - Come on. - I'm coming. 1205 01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:40,621 Did we lose him? 1206 01:07:40,621 --> 01:07:41,666 I don't know. 1207 01:07:43,885 --> 01:07:45,539 God damn it! 1208 01:07:45,539 --> 01:07:47,715 Not as long as he's got air in his lungs 1209 01:07:47,715 --> 01:07:48,760 and curses on his tongue. 1210 01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,109 Come on! 1211 01:07:50,109 --> 01:07:51,806 Jonas, I'm gonna kill you! 1212 01:07:56,376 --> 01:07:58,074 - Christ on a stick! - No! 1213 01:08:02,687 --> 01:08:05,690 That's got to be their nest. 1214 01:08:05,690 --> 01:08:08,127 Jonas, we can't just go cowboying into there. 1215 01:08:08,127 --> 01:08:09,520 We can't just leave him in there. 1216 01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:11,130 They're gonna tear him to shreds. 1217 01:08:11,130 --> 01:08:13,437 If we go in there, they'll tear us to shreds. 1218 01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:17,702 I got him into this. 1219 01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:22,098 That's Lars up there, 1220 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,361 and I'm gonna do something about it. 1221 01:08:40,768 --> 01:08:43,641 What kind of hangover is this? 1222 01:08:44,859 --> 01:08:47,558 What the... 1223 01:08:47,558 --> 01:08:48,994 Hey there, Barbecue. 1224 01:08:50,387 --> 01:08:52,519 Take it easy. 1225 01:08:52,519 --> 01:08:55,348 Hope you're still not sore about, you know... 1226 01:08:56,610 --> 01:08:58,569 It's not as bad as what Jonas did. 1227 01:08:58,569 --> 01:09:01,441 I mean, he burned your face off. 1228 01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:06,620 What? 1229 01:09:08,927 --> 01:09:10,146 Oh, God damn it. 1230 01:09:10,146 --> 01:09:11,408 God damn it. 1231 01:09:11,408 --> 01:09:13,410 God damn it! 1232 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,729 I'll be damned. 1233 01:09:35,519 --> 01:09:38,043 Those weren't no meteorites. 1234 01:09:38,043 --> 01:09:39,175 They were eggs. 1235 01:09:41,742 --> 01:09:44,919 They were you falling from the sky. 1236 01:09:44,919 --> 01:09:46,921 Oh, my God. 1237 01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:55,669 Yes. 1238 01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:00,718 What are we doing back here? 1239 01:10:00,718 --> 01:10:01,893 I thought you wanted to help him. 1240 01:10:01,893 --> 01:10:03,373 I am. 1241 01:10:03,373 --> 01:10:06,506 Jonas, we need to call the cops, the military, 1242 01:10:06,506 --> 01:10:08,204 somebody who knows what they're doing. 1243 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:10,118 Have you seen any cops lately? 1244 01:10:10,118 --> 01:10:12,120 And we know what happened to the military. 1245 01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:14,253 Jonas, it's suicide. 1246 01:10:14,253 --> 01:10:16,212 You go back in there, you're not coming back out. 1247 01:10:18,083 --> 01:10:20,346 Damn it, Jonas, you can't do this. 1248 01:10:20,346 --> 01:10:24,524 I don't want you to die before I-- 1249 01:10:24,524 --> 01:10:26,134 Before what? 1250 01:10:28,006 --> 01:10:31,314 Before I get the chance to really know you. 1251 01:10:34,491 --> 01:10:38,190 I spent my entire life making nothing of myself. 1252 01:10:38,190 --> 01:10:41,454 Just making things. 1253 01:10:41,454 --> 01:10:44,152 I thought being clever was enough, but it ain't. 1254 01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:46,459 I can't just let him sit there. 1255 01:10:46,459 --> 01:10:48,592 I've got to do something. 1256 01:10:50,811 --> 01:10:52,422 I owe him that. 1257 01:10:54,946 --> 01:10:56,861 Well, if that's how it's gonna be, 1258 01:10:56,861 --> 01:11:00,691 then you're gonna need someone to keep you on your feet. 1259 01:11:00,691 --> 01:11:03,171 They brought the fight to us. 1260 01:11:03,171 --> 01:11:05,739 I say we bring it back to them. 1261 01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:08,481 You sure you want to do this? 1262 01:11:08,481 --> 01:11:10,309 You think you even have a say in that matter? 1263 01:11:14,618 --> 01:11:18,012 Those goddamn flying lizards better watch out. 1264 01:11:18,012 --> 01:11:20,493 'Cause we're gonna make them extinct again. 1265 01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:04,858 Hey, don't worry. 1266 01:13:04,858 --> 01:13:07,644 I ain't moving after that last hit. 1267 01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,123 Jerk. 1268 01:13:15,608 --> 01:13:17,871 Oh, sweet mother of God. 1269 01:13:21,135 --> 01:13:23,007 Why are you going toward that building? 1270 01:13:44,594 --> 01:13:45,508 Hi. 1271 01:13:45,508 --> 01:13:46,726 Hey. 1272 01:13:46,726 --> 01:13:49,468 Where am I? What is happening? 1273 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,080 Lars. Lars Wales. 1274 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:54,473 Johnny. Johnny Dean. 1275 01:13:54,473 --> 01:13:57,215 Well, Johnny Dean, 1276 01:13:57,215 --> 01:14:00,218 to answer your first question, 1277 01:14:00,218 --> 01:14:03,395 we're in the middle of a shit storm. 1278 01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:04,744 Yeah, these ugly bastards 1279 01:14:04,744 --> 01:14:06,920 have taken up shop in this apartment here, 1280 01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:10,620 which I believe belonged to a couple of artist types. 1281 01:14:10,620 --> 01:14:12,883 I'm gonna be honest with you, Johnny. 1282 01:14:12,883 --> 01:14:15,625 I don't know a damn thing about art. 1283 01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:18,236 But I got to say, I mean, it's pretty good. 1284 01:14:32,642 --> 01:14:34,165 How can you stay so calm? 1285 01:14:34,165 --> 01:14:37,647 Look, there's no reason in panicking, okay? 1286 01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:39,910 Just take it easy. 1287 01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:42,390 Come on, haven't you ever been in a fight before? 1288 01:14:42,390 --> 01:14:46,438 All we got to do is stay calm, look for our opening, 1289 01:14:46,438 --> 01:14:48,135 and then we give them a real fight. 1290 01:14:48,135 --> 01:14:49,093 Bastards. 1291 01:14:51,748 --> 01:14:53,489 What are they doing now? 1292 01:14:55,447 --> 01:14:59,277 Why don't they just eat us? 1293 01:14:59,277 --> 01:15:02,410 I think that's because their young like their food fresh. 1294 01:15:18,252 --> 01:15:21,081 You ready to do this? 1295 01:15:21,081 --> 01:15:22,779 Yeah. 1296 01:15:22,779 --> 01:15:24,737 Let's kick some past. 1297 01:15:45,845 --> 01:15:48,631 How high up did you say that nest was? 1298 01:15:48,631 --> 01:15:51,198 24th, 25th floor, probably. 1299 01:15:52,678 --> 01:15:54,245 You know, I was thinking 1300 01:15:54,245 --> 01:15:55,855 I could totally use the exercise. 1301 01:15:58,597 --> 01:15:59,598 No? 1302 01:15:59,598 --> 01:16:00,556 Damn it. 1303 01:16:03,297 --> 01:16:04,429 Shit. 1304 01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:15,266 What's he doing? 1305 01:16:15,266 --> 01:16:16,963 Why is he looking at me like that? 1306 01:16:18,617 --> 01:16:20,967 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please! 1307 01:16:20,967 --> 01:16:22,708 No, take him! Take him! No! 1308 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:26,016 No, no, no please! 1309 01:16:26,016 --> 01:16:28,932 I pay my taxes! I'm a good person! 1310 01:16:28,932 --> 01:16:30,586 No! 1311 01:16:40,552 --> 01:16:42,336 - Little help here. - I'm trying. 1312 01:16:42,336 --> 01:16:45,122 I didn't really have time to test this stuff. 1313 01:16:49,735 --> 01:16:50,736 How about that? 1314 01:16:59,702 --> 01:17:01,051 Burn that bastard! 1315 01:17:12,192 --> 01:17:14,630 Oh, God. 1316 01:17:16,109 --> 01:17:19,591 Well, that wasn't so bad. 1317 01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:27,773 You just had to say it, didn't you? 1318 01:17:36,608 --> 01:17:39,785 You are one big ugly mother... 1319 01:17:51,841 --> 01:17:52,711 Jonas. 1320 01:17:55,627 --> 01:17:57,020 Jonas! 1321 01:18:03,548 --> 01:18:05,463 Come on. Come on! 1322 01:18:38,452 --> 01:18:39,715 Wow. 1323 01:18:43,283 --> 01:18:47,418 I feel like I should say something patriotic. 1324 01:18:55,034 --> 01:18:55,905 You coming? 1325 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:09,092 Take it easy, Barbecue. Come on, man. 1326 01:19:10,615 --> 01:19:13,705 Oh, oh, oh. 1327 01:19:16,839 --> 01:19:18,928 You're awfully calm. 1328 01:19:20,407 --> 01:19:22,279 All right, fine. This is it? 1329 01:19:22,279 --> 01:19:24,237 Come on! 1330 01:19:24,237 --> 01:19:25,761 Come on, you son of a bitch! 1331 01:19:33,203 --> 01:19:35,031 Come on! Come on, then. 1332 01:19:36,206 --> 01:19:37,685 - Lars. - Lars. 1333 01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:38,599 Son of a... 1334 01:19:38,599 --> 01:19:39,644 Lars! 1335 01:19:39,644 --> 01:19:40,732 Jonas. 1336 01:19:58,271 --> 01:20:00,186 Take it easy, Barbecue. 1337 01:20:00,186 --> 01:20:02,536 Sorry about burning your face. 1338 01:20:06,845 --> 01:20:08,368 You're even uglier than the big ones. 1339 01:20:08,368 --> 01:20:09,717 Lars! 1340 01:20:09,717 --> 01:20:11,676 Jonas! 1341 01:20:11,676 --> 01:20:12,590 Lars. 1342 01:20:29,172 --> 01:20:30,173 Light 'em up. 1343 01:20:47,755 --> 01:20:49,932 - Reloading. - Got it. 1344 01:20:56,155 --> 01:20:57,069 Ready. 1345 01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:03,075 Shoot 'em! Shoot 'em all! 1346 01:21:17,350 --> 01:21:19,875 Not now. Shit. Come on. 1347 01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:50,557 You again. 1348 01:21:52,646 --> 01:21:54,126 Back. 1349 01:21:54,126 --> 01:21:55,432 Go on. 1350 01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:01,786 Bring it. 1351 01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:25,201 All right, let's see if you can fly. 1352 01:22:44,394 --> 01:22:46,352 Not so lazy now, huh? 1353 01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:54,099 I'm sorry, buddy. 1354 01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:55,274 I'm glad you didn't quit on me. 1355 01:22:55,274 --> 01:22:56,884 Never, man. 1356 01:22:56,884 --> 01:22:59,191 Was that my new leaf blower? 1357 01:23:01,106 --> 01:23:01,977 It still works. 1358 01:23:04,631 --> 01:23:07,025 Always nice to see a little man love. 1359 01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:11,334 How's it going, Lars? 1360 01:23:11,334 --> 01:23:14,554 A lot better now that I'm no longer on the menu. 1361 01:23:16,469 --> 01:23:19,211 Ah, crap, that's right. 1362 01:23:19,211 --> 01:23:22,475 Guys, we got bigger problems than fishing me 1363 01:23:22,475 --> 01:23:25,304 out of a dino's digestive tract. 1364 01:23:25,304 --> 01:23:27,393 There's your 20%. 1365 01:23:27,393 --> 01:23:29,961 They're breeding. 1366 01:23:29,961 --> 01:23:32,355 Yeah, but not here. 1367 01:23:32,355 --> 01:23:34,139 They're bringing them from somewhere else. 1368 01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:38,404 Hey, hey, guys, guys. 1369 01:23:38,404 --> 01:23:42,843 Does that look like Sampson to you? 1370 01:23:42,843 --> 01:23:44,062 Looks like he wasn't 1371 01:23:44,062 --> 01:23:45,846 the only one that collected trophies. 1372 01:23:45,846 --> 01:23:47,674 - What? - Poor bastard. 1373 01:23:47,674 --> 01:23:49,546 What a way to go. 1374 01:23:52,331 --> 01:23:54,290 What is that? 1375 01:23:54,290 --> 01:23:56,248 Where am I? 1376 01:23:56,248 --> 01:23:58,250 Oh, jeez. 1377 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:04,126 Oh, my God. 1378 01:24:04,126 --> 01:24:06,867 Leather-skinned bastard drove me through a wall 1379 01:24:06,867 --> 01:24:10,088 and still couldn't kill old Sampson. 1380 01:24:10,088 --> 01:24:13,352 And now you kids are here to rescue me, eh? 1381 01:24:13,352 --> 01:24:16,834 We'll show them reptili-birds what's what, right? 1382 01:24:19,010 --> 01:24:21,578 Now, who's gonna help me get out of here? 1383 01:24:23,406 --> 01:24:25,190 I don't suppose anyone thought 1384 01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:27,845 to bring my flask with them, did they? 1385 01:24:30,195 --> 01:24:31,501 No. 1386 01:24:31,501 --> 01:24:33,546 Must've slipped my mind. 1387 01:24:33,546 --> 01:24:36,767 There's got to be something to drink around this place. 1388 01:24:41,163 --> 01:24:42,729 Hey, what's wrong? 1389 01:24:42,729 --> 01:24:44,644 The eggs. 1390 01:24:44,644 --> 01:24:47,038 Why are they bringing them here? 1391 01:24:47,038 --> 01:24:49,345 They're building a new nest? It makes no sense. 1392 01:24:49,345 --> 01:24:50,737 Unless they're all males, 1393 01:24:50,737 --> 01:24:52,609 but then where are all the females? 1394 01:24:52,609 --> 01:24:54,176 Wait, how do you know these ain't female? 1395 01:24:54,176 --> 01:24:56,003 I mean, did you look? 1396 01:24:56,003 --> 01:24:57,483 Maybe they're waiting for something. 1397 01:24:57,483 --> 01:25:01,618 Maybe--maybe they're like ants or bees. 1398 01:25:01,618 --> 01:25:04,055 How so? 1399 01:25:06,797 --> 01:25:09,234 There's always a queen. 1400 01:25:18,983 --> 01:25:21,159 God damn it. 1401 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:39,351 Move. 1402 01:25:39,351 --> 01:25:41,223 - Move! - Yeah. 1403 01:25:52,451 --> 01:25:55,541 Hey, guys, I'd say right now is a great time to retire 1404 01:25:55,541 --> 01:25:57,108 from the monster-hunting business, huh? 1405 01:25:57,108 --> 01:26:00,198 No, no, no, we need to end this. 1406 01:26:00,198 --> 01:26:03,810 Jonas, we can't just stay here. 1407 01:26:03,810 --> 01:26:06,813 We need to kill it, here and now. 1408 01:26:06,813 --> 01:26:08,424 - This may be our only chance. - Oh, yeah? 1409 01:26:08,424 --> 01:26:10,556 And how do you propose we do that, huh? 1410 01:26:17,346 --> 01:26:19,304 With that? No, no way. 1411 01:26:19,304 --> 01:26:20,871 That is not enough explosives. 1412 01:26:20,871 --> 01:26:22,394 Come on, man, look at that thing. 1413 01:26:22,394 --> 01:26:24,266 It's, like, a half a dozen stories tall. 1414 01:26:24,266 --> 01:26:26,224 Then we need something that's gonna make a bigger boom. 1415 01:26:26,224 --> 01:26:28,226 Yeah, like what? 1416 01:26:28,226 --> 01:26:30,837 Great news, everyone. 1417 01:26:30,837 --> 01:26:33,100 I found the liquor cabinet! 1418 01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:36,278 What? 1419 01:26:38,062 --> 01:26:39,846 How many more do we got? 1420 01:26:39,846 --> 01:26:41,196 How many more do you need? 1421 01:26:46,157 --> 01:26:48,638 No! Wait! You don't understand. 1422 01:26:48,638 --> 01:26:50,596 What are we doing? This better work. 1423 01:26:50,596 --> 01:26:51,858 They can't use that one. 1424 01:26:51,858 --> 01:26:55,035 Listen, it's not fair! Please! 1425 01:26:55,035 --> 01:26:56,776 All I wanted to do was have a drink. 1426 01:26:56,776 --> 01:26:58,300 Just a drink. 1427 01:26:58,300 --> 01:26:59,823 Come on! 1428 01:26:59,823 --> 01:27:02,086 Is that so much to ask? 1429 01:27:02,086 --> 01:27:04,219 - No, no, no! - Will you hurry up, please? 1430 01:27:11,182 --> 01:27:13,315 Huh? 1431 01:27:13,315 --> 01:27:15,142 - All right. - Now... 1432 01:27:15,142 --> 01:27:17,406 we just got to get its attention. 1433 01:27:17,406 --> 01:27:20,278 How are we gonna do that? 1434 01:27:20,278 --> 01:27:21,845 I think I know how. 1435 01:27:45,477 --> 01:27:48,567 Okay, maybe a little too much attention. 1436 01:27:56,183 --> 01:27:58,316 It's coming. 1437 01:27:58,316 --> 01:28:00,057 Pull the pins. Pull the pins. Pull the pins. 1438 01:28:00,057 --> 01:28:01,537 Pull the pins! 1439 01:28:22,340 --> 01:28:24,211 Sit tight, kiddo. 1440 01:28:24,211 --> 01:28:27,214 It's my turn to kill one of these bastards. 1441 01:28:28,520 --> 01:28:30,435 In the name of my forefathers 1442 01:28:30,435 --> 01:28:32,829 and alcoholics everywhere! 1443 01:28:52,022 --> 01:28:54,067 Have a drink! 1444 01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:13,652 Say it, Lars. You know you want to. 1445 01:29:13,652 --> 01:29:15,088 Oh, goddamn-- 1446 01:29:35,152 --> 01:29:36,675 Wow! 1447 01:29:36,675 --> 01:29:38,373 Good one, Sampson! 1448 01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:41,767 Never thought I'd actually say this, 1449 01:29:41,767 --> 01:29:43,160 but I think I'm gonna miss him. 1450 01:29:46,119 --> 01:29:47,817 Hey, guys, I think it's still alive. 1451 01:29:47,817 --> 01:29:49,340 Jeez! 1452 01:29:54,214 --> 01:29:55,651 Sampson! 1453 01:29:55,651 --> 01:29:56,956 Oh, my God, yes! 1454 01:29:56,956 --> 01:29:57,914 Yes! 1455 01:30:00,307 --> 01:30:01,787 I'm okay. 1456 01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:04,877 Just a little juicy, I guess. 1457 01:30:04,877 --> 01:30:06,052 Shame about the head. 1458 01:30:06,052 --> 01:30:07,489 Would've made a fine trophy. 1459 01:30:09,012 --> 01:30:10,535 It's okay, the bitch probably 1460 01:30:10,535 --> 01:30:13,103 wouldn't have fit on the wall anyway. 1461 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,802 Hey, look! The cavalry's arrived. 1462 01:30:20,806 --> 01:30:22,025 Screw 'em! 1463 01:30:22,025 --> 01:30:25,420 I got this one fair and square. 1464 01:30:29,336 --> 01:30:31,295 Not so scary now, am I? 1465 01:30:35,081 --> 01:30:36,343 Let's just say I'm allowed 1466 01:30:36,343 --> 01:30:38,824 to sweep you off your feet a little. 1467 01:30:38,824 --> 01:30:40,826 Hey, Lars, you gonna be ready for work on Monday? 1468 01:30:40,826 --> 01:30:42,785 I think I need a break from the yard care business. 1469 01:30:42,785 --> 01:30:44,656 What do you have in mind? 1470 01:30:44,656 --> 01:30:45,831 I need a vacation. 1471 01:30:47,703 --> 01:30:51,489 Man, one hell of a way to spend a weekend, huh? 1472 01:30:51,489 --> 01:30:53,317 Whoo! 1473 01:30:53,317 --> 01:30:55,101 I need a drink. 1474 01:31:08,941 --> 01:31:10,334 Good evening, and welcome back 1475 01:31:10,334 --> 01:31:12,205 to "Tonight with Tommy Killingsworth," 1476 01:31:12,205 --> 01:31:14,294 the talk show that has the interviews you want 1477 01:31:14,294 --> 01:31:16,688 with the subjects that matter most. 1478 01:31:16,688 --> 01:31:20,387 Today we're talking about the so-called terrordactyl invasion. 1479 01:31:23,565 --> 01:31:25,218 Now, the remaining pterodactyls 1480 01:31:25,218 --> 01:31:27,830 have been rounded up and sent to an uninhabited island 1481 01:31:27,830 --> 01:31:30,006 in South America where they're being closely watched 1482 01:31:30,006 --> 01:31:31,703 by the military. 1483 01:31:31,703 --> 01:31:35,402 The question I have is, what's gonna happen next? 1484 01:31:35,402 --> 01:31:37,753 Now, all the pterodactyls, if I'm not mistaken... 1485 01:31:37,753 --> 01:31:39,145 Scumbag. 1486 01:31:45,021 --> 01:31:48,285 Whoa, look at you, Rico Suave. Very nice. 1487 01:31:48,285 --> 01:31:49,721 Well, I figured I had to step it up 1488 01:31:49,721 --> 01:31:51,070 since you came with the Elmer Fudd line. 1489 01:31:51,070 --> 01:31:52,594 - Very nice. - Oh, funny, funny. 1490 01:31:52,594 --> 01:31:54,073 Fashionably late, I see. 1491 01:31:54,073 --> 01:31:55,684 That's what happens to a man 1492 01:31:55,684 --> 01:31:57,512 when he gets caught out front signing autographs. 1493 01:31:58,817 --> 01:32:00,515 Wait, where's Candice? 1494 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,125 Stuck at her book signing. Should've seen the line. 1495 01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:03,735 - Shut up. - Wrapped around the block. 1496 01:32:03,735 --> 01:32:05,563 - Check it out. - Wow. 1497 01:32:05,563 --> 01:32:07,217 How's he doing? 1498 01:32:07,217 --> 01:32:09,524 - Same as always. - That bad, huh? 1499 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:12,265 With me tonight are two pterodactyl experts: 1500 01:32:12,265 --> 01:32:14,572 Sampson McLain, who has been hailed as one 1501 01:32:14,572 --> 01:32:17,444 of the heroes of Los Angeles after a cell phone video 1502 01:32:17,444 --> 01:32:19,838 of him helping defend the city against the beasts 1503 01:32:19,838 --> 01:32:21,579 went viral in the days after. 1504 01:32:21,579 --> 01:32:23,712 Dude... shit. 1505 01:32:23,712 --> 01:32:25,583 We also have Teresa Quinn, 1506 01:32:25,583 --> 01:32:29,108 a biologist and astrophysicist with Columbia University. 1507 01:32:29,108 --> 01:32:32,547 Now, Sampson, I'm interested in your thoughts 1508 01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:35,854 about this pterodactyl relocation project. 1509 01:32:35,854 --> 01:32:37,595 Relocation? 1510 01:32:37,595 --> 01:32:39,162 Listen, junior. 1511 01:32:39,162 --> 01:32:41,468 The pterodactyls have had their day. 1512 01:32:41,468 --> 01:32:42,818 They're history. 1513 01:32:42,818 --> 01:32:45,081 Actually, they're prehistory. 1514 01:32:45,081 --> 01:32:46,952 It's now the day of the human being, 1515 01:32:46,952 --> 01:32:50,869 and it's our job to make sure that it stays that way. 1516 01:32:50,869 --> 01:32:52,871 As Americans, we will never again 1517 01:32:52,871 --> 01:32:55,482 be afraid of things from the past. 1518 01:32:55,482 --> 01:32:57,180 - Uh... - Listen, kiddo. 1519 01:32:57,180 --> 01:33:00,096 I've seen things that would really curl your hair. 1520 01:33:01,140 --> 01:33:04,013 So did you ask her yet? 1521 01:33:04,013 --> 01:33:05,405 Come on. 1522 01:33:05,405 --> 01:33:07,233 What? Come on. Don't be so worried. 1523 01:33:07,233 --> 01:33:08,757 It's not that I'm worried. 1524 01:33:08,757 --> 01:33:11,063 It's, like, you know, timing, all that stuff. 1525 01:33:11,063 --> 01:33:13,022 Well, whatever. Let me see it. 1526 01:33:13,022 --> 01:33:15,938 - Now? - Yeah, come on, whip it out. 1527 01:33:15,938 --> 01:33:17,722 All right. Careful, though, okay? 1528 01:33:17,722 --> 01:33:19,550 - Careful. - Careful, careful, careful. 1529 01:33:20,638 --> 01:33:22,031 Whoa. 1530 01:33:22,031 --> 01:33:24,163 - Huh? - Nice. 1531 01:33:24,163 --> 01:33:25,817 Ah, just one thing, though. 1532 01:33:25,817 --> 01:33:27,036 What? What? What? What's wrong? 1533 01:33:27,036 --> 01:33:28,559 Did you have to get one so big? 1534 01:33:28,559 --> 01:33:30,300 I mean, you're not compensating, are you? 1535 01:33:30,300 --> 01:33:32,824 What, 'cause my balls ain't as big as my brain? 1536 01:33:32,824 --> 01:33:35,522 No, I'll admit, you got that one figured out just fine. 1537 01:33:38,134 --> 01:33:41,093 Listen, slick, I shot sharks in the river. 1538 01:33:41,093 --> 01:33:42,965 I've wrestled grizzly bears. 1539 01:33:42,965 --> 01:33:44,531 And for the pterodactyls, 1540 01:33:44,531 --> 01:33:47,404 I've been in the belly of the beast. 1541 01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:52,714 Oh, crap. I think we're up next. 1542 01:33:52,714 --> 01:33:54,454 I think somebody's coming over here. Shit. 1543 01:33:54,454 --> 01:33:55,804 They're ready to mic you guys up. 1544 01:33:55,804 --> 01:33:56,979 - All right, thanks, man. - Thanks, bro. 1545 01:34:03,115 --> 01:34:04,508 We'll be ready. 1546 01:34:04,508 --> 01:34:06,466 You can bet your sweet ass on that, kiddo. 1547 01:34:08,164 --> 01:34:11,689 Hey, Lars. You coming? 1548 01:34:11,689 --> 01:34:13,909 Can't keep doing this goddamn job all by myself. 1549 01:34:13,909 --> 01:34:15,214 God damn it. 1550 01:34:18,740 --> 01:34:20,698 Grizzly bears, you say. 1551 01:34:20,698 --> 01:34:22,178 Well, thank you, Sampson. 1552 01:34:22,178 --> 01:34:24,310 That was very insightful. 1553 01:34:25,790 --> 01:34:27,357 Ms. Quinn, 1554 01:34:27,357 --> 01:34:28,706 let's turn to you now. 1555 01:34:28,706 --> 01:34:30,708 What are your thoughts? 1556 01:34:30,708 --> 01:34:35,147 Well, since the beginning of time, mankind has asked 1557 01:34:35,147 --> 01:34:37,672 if anyone else occupies the stars. 1558 01:34:37,672 --> 01:34:39,848 And now we know. 1559 01:34:39,848 --> 01:34:41,893 Our own past is up there, 1560 01:34:41,893 --> 01:34:43,721 waiting to return. 1561 01:34:43,721 --> 01:34:45,897 Containment is only the first step toward 1562 01:34:45,897 --> 01:34:49,858 preventing an attack like this from happening again. 1563 01:34:49,858 --> 01:34:51,860 We can learn much from the pterodactyls, 1564 01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:54,123 but we also must keep in mind 1565 01:34:54,123 --> 01:34:56,778 this may have been the first wave of these beasts. 1566 01:34:58,736 --> 01:35:01,521 Who knows what other dangers lurk in space, 1567 01:35:01,521 --> 01:35:03,698 Waiting to fall into our backyards? 1568 01:35:05,700 --> 01:35:07,702 Who knows what's next?